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randallascot:

yugichrist:

grevenz:

this is some stupid shit

What the fuck are 80 year old nerds so happy about

death

(via furrythot)

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doctorsilencewillfall:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

i am dead and this is the post that killed me

(via blkgirlfriend)

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via if-you-wish-it)

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memeguy-com:

I really dont know how to describe this

(via if-you-wish-it)

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via pizza)

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(via staceyyyyyv)

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ladymalchav:

iraffiruse:

Machine Porn

I like how some of these are kinetic sculpture and some of these are practical and they are all really satisfying to watch

(via hopelessly-hope-ful)

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(via alifeyouloathe)

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nolanthebiggestnerd:

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

Why wouldn’t you wanna stay on deviantart after seeing a masterpiece you fucking uncultured swine

(via mistermegatron)

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