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biomorphosis:

Osprey hawk navigating its prey.

biomorphosis:

Osprey hawk navigating its prey.

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thatsthat24:

ohdaesusie:

I literally just dropped my phone

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  • Question: What's the most illegal thing you ever did? - Anonymous
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    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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daywalker-sleeptalker:

Its 2014 and people are still killing people out of ignorance. 

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shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

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Favorite Movies Ever » The Truman Show (1998)

"In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

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arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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